This is the fun part

This is the review someone (Meagan) left on the book I was published in. If you don't want to go there I have helpfully screen shotted it.

  I'm going to break this into bullet points complete with a  response, because science.

• The part about "Declan" (such a stupid name) is a lie.

I really just needed to use a buffy gif. 

•  He had a girlfriend and a newborn which the girls could not stand. Bailey knew he had a girlfriend and made sure to randomly show up AT THE COLLEGE where she doesn't belong when he knew him and his girlfriend would be there. I don't know you, we have actually never met; I saw you across a parking lot once and you looked scary. I didn't know he had a girlfriend actually, he told me you guys weren't dating and the baby wasn't his. I was in literary study with my teacher the times I was at the college. If I wanted to flirt with him why was I going when you were there?

• The girl "Vanessa" lied, set up a computer virus and hacked his computer. They wrote out a bunch of fake IMs and then staged it. In the end, her parents paid off the police and the judge to not say anything (he owns his own company and has thousands to blow. Even her own prosecutor said she was promiscuous.This is my favorite one, first of all your boyfriend is a computer science major who unplugs his router at night so no one can hack his wireless, second of all my friend "Vanessa" while being a very smart person is not a computer wiz. I seriously had to install Google Chrome for her. I paid off the police? Shit girl why did I get a job at all if I have that kind of money?  My father works for a refinery so he's either a millionaire or you're full of shit. One way or the other I deserve more child support. 

• • The girlfriend practically lived with her boyfriend and baby's daddy, so there is no way that it was even possible. I think less of you for using the term 'baby's daddy' but alas I haven't thought highly of you since you started cyberbullying a fifteen year old. I went to his house almost every night for a few weeks so you either hid in the closet or I've got some BAD eyesight. Either way you got a show. 

• Besides the fluke that "Vanessa" and "Christa" waited for her not to be there that night so they could come in like they were old friends (who were let in by his roomate, not him) I have no idea what he's told you but we were picked up by your boyfriend the first night I went over there. In his ford lumina. His roommate was in his room watching Family guy while we all played pool. 

• That infants life is destroyed because of this girl. He's almost three now and never stands a chance for a normal existence while she's still out being the same harlot she was before she ever walked into "Declan's" (ugh) life. How does my being a harlot (Great use of older words, I applaud you) affect your child's life? I could literally have sexual relations with Bill Clinton and it would not change the life of your son. I was fourteen when I met your boyfriend and not really a harlot but sure, lets go with it. I destroyed your kids life Meagan. 

Until next time I leave you with this.